He’s a moose he’s a moose and he’s on the loose 
He has a black mustache and his name is Bruce 
He likes to rock ‘n’ roll, he’s a real cool cat 
He says “I’m looking for adventure, do you know where it’s at?” 

He’s a moose he’s a moose and he’s on the loose 
He’s been a hit with the ladies since he was a papoose 
He can really swing, he likes to boogie on down 
Everybody wants to be his buddy all over town 

He’s a moose he’s a moose and he’s on the loose 
He has a wild hairdo shimmering with mousse 
He’s a fashion king, he’s turning every head 
He’s really going places, going to knock ’em dead