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We’ve got a little kitty and she goes meow meow 
She goes meow meow she goes meow meow 
We’ve got a little kitty and she goes meow meow 
All the live long day 

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We’ve got a little kitty and she has white paws 
She has white paws she has white paws 
We’ve got a little kitty and she has white paws 
Allthe live long day 

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We’ve got a little kitty and she has soft fur 
She has soft fur she has soft fur 
We’ve got a little kitty and she has soft fur 
All the live long day 

Bridge: 
She will start to purr when you…

Chorus 
Well oh whale it’s a whale whale whale 
To always amaze us she will never fail 
She could throw a party on her giant tale 
Well oh whale it’s a whale whale whale 

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Across the seven seas she can choose to roam 
She can swim a thousand miles and never leave her home 
She has a group of friends that are called a pod 
They have their own radar they are really mod 

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She may look like a fish, and live in the water 
But she’s more related to a walrus or an otter 
She breathes in and out through a hole atop…

You wake up in the morning the TV doesn’t work 
Your waffles are so cold and the dog has gone berserk 
Your babysitter asks you “What should we do today?” 
Well here’s a little tip, here’s something you can say 

Chorus: 
The forest oh is just the place to go 
When you’re feeling blue and you’re wondering what to do 
The forest oh is just the place to go 
I can tell you true it will be good for you 

You may find a gnarly 100-year-old tree 
Or see a herd of deer a running gracefully 
The forest may be far away or in…

Running down the highway running down the line 
I’m a running wide open and I am really feeling fine 
With an amplifier and a crummy old guitar 
I’m a rock ‘n’ roller and I’m going to be a star 

Chorus: 

I’m a punk I’m a punk 
I’m a punk I’m a punk I’m a punk rock skunk 
I’m a punk I’m a punk 
I’m a punk I’m a punk I’m a punk rock skunk 

I have a leather jacket, my jeans are full of holes 
If I lived in England I would be on the dole 
Today I told a barber I wanted a Mohawk 
He was so freaked out he couldn’t even…

Here’s an ode here’s an ode to a toad 
He has bumpy skin that looks like a gravel road 
When he puffs his cheeks out he looks like he’ll explode 
Here’s an ode here’s an ode to a toad 

Here’s an ode here’s an ode to a toad 
A little mound of mud is his humble abode 
With his sticky tongue he can catch bugs by the load 
Here’s an ode here’s an ode to a toad 

Here’s an ode here’s an ode to a toad 
Though he’s always wet he never will corrode 
Be sure to drive around him if he’s hopping down the road 
Here’s an ode…

Mrs. Mouse has a house in the forest deep 
With her kids safely hid she may get some sleep 
In her house Mrs. Mouse is happy and serene 
Every day she will say “Let us keep it clean.” 

Mrs. Mouse has a house lovely as can be 
Boy oh boy it’s a joy to see her family 
In her house Mrs. Mouse keeps a tidy place 
Everything is so clean and full of quiet grace

Out in the forest what do you see 
Looking at you and looking at me? 
It has brown hair and rhymes with cheer 
Goodness I think it’s a deer 
It’s a deer 

CHORUS: 

Rhyming is so fun to do, go ahead and try 
Play a game with words and you can let your spirits fly 

Out in the forest what do you see 
Running up in the branches nimbly? 
It buries nuts and rhymes with girl 
Goodness I think it’s a squirrel 
It’s a squirrel 

Out in the forest what do you see 
Hissing at you and a hissing at me? 
It’s long and black and…

He’s a moose he’s a moose and he’s on the loose 
He has a black mustache and his name is Bruce 
He likes to rock ‘n’ roll, he’s a real cool cat 
He says “I’m looking for adventure, do you know where it’s at?” 

He’s a moose he’s a moose and he’s on the loose 
He’s been a hit with the ladies since he was a papoose 
He can really swing, he likes to boogie on down 
Everybody wants to be his buddy all over town 

He’s a moose he’s a moose and he’s on the loose 
He has a wild hairdo shimmering with mousse 
He’s a…

Arrowhead, arrowhead buried in the ground 
Many years you’ve been there waiting to be found 
Long ago a Shawnee brave shot you from his bow 
On the end of an arrow through the air you’d go 

Everything was different in those olden days 
The Shawnee lived off of the land and planted fields of maize 
They’d wander through the forest among the giant trees 
The arrowhead might’ve been made by one of those Shawnee 

This arrowhead might’ve helped to feed a family 
Or keep them safe from danger or keep them proud and…

There’s an opossum in a pocket and you really shouldn’t knock it 
Because that opossum is a living large 
She’s just a riding there with her spiked-up hair 
Giving orders and a taking charge 
There’s an opossum in a pocket and you really shouldn’t knock it 
When you see her in her momma’s pouch 
It’s like a limousine looking low and lean 
Like Elvis on a velvet couch 

There’s an opossum in a pocket and you really shouldn’t knock it 
You have to say it’s pretty rad 
And if Hollywood figures out it’s good 
It might…

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Down the Mississippi where the alligators go 
There’s a crazy swamp where the muddy water flows 
You might hear a fiddle or a concertina too 
Everybody’s dancing underneath the moon 

Chorus: 
Doing the bayou boogie 
Doing the bayou boogie 
In the muddy swamp where the alligators go 
They do the bayou boogie 

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In Louisiana where Cajuns like to live 
Music is alive and people love to give 
Bugs are in the air, you can listen to them buzz 
The water’s full of life and the trees are full of fuzz 

Doing the bayou…

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First we have to plow the field make the furrow straight 
Put the seed into the ground then we’ll have to wait 
For the rain to fall on down then the seed will grow 
Little leaves will pop right up green and all aglow 

Lets get planting that corny corn 
Lets get planting that corn 
Lets get planting that corny corn 
Lets get planting that corn 

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Then we have to hoe the corn make the row so clean 
We can use a garden hoe or an old machine 
As the summer rolls along it will get so high 
Reaching with its tassel…

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Hey little lamb and how are you today 
Bah bah bah is what you have to say 
Hey little lamb there’s a twinkle in your eye 
You’re as sweet and bright as the clear blue sky 

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Hey little lamb there’s a smile on your face 
Running ‘round the field and all around the place 
Hey little lamb with your wool as white as snow 
You jump into the air all a go go go! 

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Hey little lamb how can you be so cute 
Its nice of you to give your wool to make a suit 
Hey little lamb you’re as happy as can be 
All you need is grass…

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Its sundown on the farm and its time to go to bed 
The chickens are a roosting the pony has been fed 
The fire in the fireplace is glowing and so warm 
The good lord’s good night kiss is sundown on the farm 
The good lord’s good night kiss is sundown on the farm 

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Its sundown on the farm and the stars are coming out 
The fog it is a rising the light is going out 
We must go to bed now safe from every harm 
The good lord’s good night kiss is sundown on the farm 
The good lord’s good night kiss is sundown on the…

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The moose likes to live where the water runs cold 
Like Montana or Minnesota 
He can stand all day in the clear blue lake 
Eating water plants like its no mistake 
How he loves to be wandering free 
Out among the trees so tall 

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The moose likes to live where the winds blow cold 
Like up in Maine or Manitoba 
It has antlers that are six feet wide 
When he bellows his call he is filled with pride 
How he loves to be wandering free 
Out among the trees so tall 

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The moose likes to live where the weather is cold…

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I heard a big rumble I heard a big roar 
Last year’s Christmas Eve 
So I threw on a jacket and opened the door 
And this is what I did see (gee!) 

Chorus: 
Santa drove a big John Deere 
Santa drove a big John Deere 
Singing ho ho ho as he shifted gear 
Santa drove a big John Deere 

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The reindeer they just rode along 
Drinking some hot chocolate 
Sitting on the sleigh and singing a song 
About the gifts they got (lots!) 

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The snow drifts stood ten feet two 
But they didn’t stop Saint Nick 
The tractor could…

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Here’s a story I was told 
About a Christmas long ago 
When Jesus came into this world 
Like any other boy or girl 

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Animals were gathered round 
Where a light was shining down 
By a manger through the night 
Their voices sang about the light 

Chorus: 
The animals they all did sing 
It was the world’s first caroling 
They sang together full of grace 
While the light shown on their face 

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Angels joined from up above 
Their harmonies filled with love 
A smile grew on Jesus’s face 
The barn became a holy place 

…

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It’s Christmas on the farm 
Christmas on the farm 
Snow is a falling on the fields and barn 
It’s Christmas on the farm 
Christmas on the farm 
Eggnog and a cookie 
Won’t do us any harm 

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It’s Christmas on the farm 
Christmas on the farm 
A candle is a burning in the window warm 
It’s Christmas on the farm 
Christmas on the farm 
The tree is decorated 
Sharing all its charms 

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It’s Christmas on the farm 
Christmas on the farm 
You can see the pony’s breath in the frosty morn 
It’s Christmas on the farm, Christmas…

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My name is Farmer Jason I come from Tennessee 
And during these Holidays please listen now to me 
Eat your fruitcake 
Eat your fruitcake 
Everybody gets them then throws them in the trash 
If we keep on doing this our landfills will not last 
Eat your fruitcake 
Eat your fruitcake 

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This song is almost over so listen carefully 
If you eat your fruitcake you will be set free 
Eat your fruitcake 
Eat your fruitcake 
Everybody gets them then throws them in the trash 
If we keep on doing this our landfills will not…

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What do I want for Christmas?  It isn’t hard to tell 
He’s easy on the ears  A little harder on the smell 
With an amp and a guitar  that he just learned to play 
Sneering out a melody that’s gonna make your day 

CHORUS 
Dear Old Santa I don’t need a bunch of junk 
A twangy pterodactyl or a fox who brings the funk 
A classical chameleon will only go kerplunk 
All I want for Christmas all I want for Christmas all I want for Christmas 
Is a punk rock skunk 

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My friends will be so jealous when they see my new…