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LITTLE KITTY 

1 
We’ve got a little kitty and she goes meow meow 
She goes meow meow she goes meow meow 
We’ve got a little kitty and she goes meow meow 
All the live long day 

2 
We’ve got a little kitty and she has white paws 
She has white paws she has white paws 
We’ve got a little kitty and she has white paws 
Allthe live long day 

3 
We’ve got a little kitty and she has soft fur 
She has soft fur she has soft fur 
We’ve got a little kitty and she has soft fur 
All the live long day 

Bridge: 
She will start to purr when you…

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11/27/2018

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WELL OH WHALE 

Chorus 
Well oh whale it’s a whale whale whale 
To always amaze us she will never fail 
She could throw a party on her giant tale 
Well oh whale it’s a whale whale whale 

1) 
Across the seven seas she can choose to roam 
She can swim a thousand miles and never leave her home 
She has a group of friends that are called a pod 
They have their own radar they are really mod 

2) 
She may look like a fish, and live in the water 
But she’s more related to a walrus or an otter 
She breathes in and out through a hole atop…

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11/27/2018

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THE FOREST OH  

You wake up in the morning the TV doesn’t work 
Your waffles are so cold and the dog has gone berserk 
Your babysitter asks you “What should we do today?” 
Well here’s a little tip, here’s something you can say 

Chorus: 
The forest oh is just the place to go 
When you’re feeling blue and you’re wondering what to do 
The forest oh is just the place to go 
I can tell you true it will be good for you 

You may find a gnarly 100-year-old tree 
Or see a herd of deer a running gracefully 
The forest may be far away or in…

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11/27/2018

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PUNK ROCK SKUNK 

Running down the highway running down the line 
I’m a running wide open and I am really feeling fine 
With an amplifier and a crummy old guitar 
I’m a rock ‘n’ roller and I’m going to be a star 

Chorus: 

I’m a punk I’m a punk 
I’m a punk I’m a punk I’m a punk rock skunk 
I’m a punk I’m a punk 
I’m a punk I’m a punk I’m a punk rock skunk 

I have a leather jacket, my jeans are full of holes 
If I lived in England I would be on the dole 
Today I told a barber I wanted a Mohawk 
He was so freaked out he couldn’t even…

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11/27/2018

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ODE TO A TOAD 

Here’s an ode here’s an ode to a toad 
He has bumpy skin that looks like a gravel road 
When he puffs his cheeks out he looks like he’ll explode 
Here’s an ode here’s an ode to a toad 

Here’s an ode here’s an ode to a toad 
A little mound of mud is his humble abode 
With his sticky tongue he can catch bugs by the load 
Here’s an ode here’s an ode to a toad 

Here’s an ode here’s an ode to a toad 
Though he’s always wet he never will corrode 
Be sure to drive around him if he’s hopping down the road 
Here’s an ode…

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11/27/2018

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MRS MOUSE 

Mrs. Mouse has a house in the forest deep 
With her kids safely hid she may get some sleep 
In her house Mrs. Mouse is happy and serene 
Every day she will say “Let us keep it clean.” 

Mrs. Mouse has a house lovely as can be 
Boy oh boy it’s a joy to see her family 
In her house Mrs. Mouse keeps a tidy place 
Everything is so clean and full of quiet grace

11/27/2018

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FOREST RHYMES 

Out in the forest what do you see 
Looking at you and looking at me? 
It has brown hair and rhymes with cheer 
Goodness I think it’s a deer 
It’s a deer 

CHORUS: 

Rhyming is so fun to do, go ahead and try 
Play a game with words and you can let your spirits fly 

Out in the forest what do you see 
Running up in the branches nimbly? 
It buries nuts and rhymes with girl 
Goodness I think it’s a squirrel 
It’s a squirrel 

Out in the forest what do you see 
Hissing at you and a hissing at me? 
It’s long and black and…

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11/27/2018

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HE’S A MOOSE ON THE LOOSE  

He’s a moose he’s a moose and he’s on the loose 
He has a black mustache and his name is Bruce 
He likes to rock ‘n’ roll, he’s a real cool cat 
He says “I’m looking for adventure, do you know where it’s at?” 

He’s a moose he’s a moose and he’s on the loose 
He’s been a hit with the ladies since he was a papoose 
He can really swing, he likes to boogie on down 
Everybody wants to be his buddy all over town 

He’s a moose he’s a moose and he’s on the loose 
He has a wild hairdo shimmering with mousse 
He’s a…

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11/27/2018

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ARROWHEAD  

Arrowhead, arrowhead buried in the ground 
Many years you’ve been there waiting to be found 
Long ago a Shawnee brave shot you from his bow 
On the end of an arrow through the air you’d go 

Everything was different in those olden days 
The Shawnee lived off of the land and planted fields of maize 
They’d wander through the forest among the giant trees 
The arrowhead might’ve been made by one of those Shawnee 

This arrowhead might’ve helped to feed a family 
Or keep them safe from danger or keep them proud and…

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11/27/2018

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AN OPOSSUM IN A POCKET  

There’s an opossum in a pocket and you really shouldn’t knock it 
Because that opossum is a living large 
She’s just a riding there with her spiked-up hair 
Giving orders and a taking charge 
There’s an opossum in a pocket and you really shouldn’t knock it 
When you see her in her momma’s pouch 
It’s like a limousine looking low and lean 
Like Elvis on a velvet couch 

There’s an opossum in a pocket and you really shouldn’t knock it 
You have to say it’s pretty rad 
And if Hollywood figures out it’s good 
It might…

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11/27/2018

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