1) 
Down the Mississippi where the alligators go 
There’s a crazy swamp where the muddy water flows 
You might hear a fiddle or a concertina too 
Everybody’s dancing underneath the moon 

Chorus: 
Doing the bayou boogie 
Doing the bayou boogie 
In the muddy swamp where the alligators go 
They do the bayou boogie 

2) 
In Louisiana where Cajuns like to live 
Music is alive and people love to give 
Bugs are in the air, you can listen to them buzz 
The water’s full of life and the trees are full of fuzz 

Doing the bayou…

1 
First we have to plow the field make the furrow straight 
Put the seed into the ground then we’ll have to wait 
For the rain to fall on down then the seed will grow 
Little leaves will pop right up green and all aglow 

Lets get planting that corny corn 
Lets get planting that corn 
Lets get planting that corny corn 
Lets get planting that corn 

2 
Then we have to hoe the corn make the row so clean 
We can use a garden hoe or an old machine 
As the summer rolls along it will get so high 
Reaching with its tassel…

1 
Hey little lamb and how are you today 
Bah bah bah is what you have to say 
Hey little lamb there’s a twinkle in your eye 
You’re as sweet and bright as the clear blue sky 

2 
Hey little lamb there’s a smile on your face 
Running ‘round the field and all around the place 
Hey little lamb with your wool as white as snow 
You jump into the air all a go go go! 

3 
Hey little lamb how can you be so cute 
Its nice of you to give your wool to make a suit 
Hey little lamb you’re as happy as can be 
All you need is grass…

1 
Its sundown on the farm and its time to go to bed 
The chickens are a roosting the pony has been fed 
The fire in the fireplace is glowing and so warm 
The good lord’s good night kiss is sundown on the farm 
The good lord’s good night kiss is sundown on the farm 

2 
Its sundown on the farm and the stars are coming out 
The fog it is a rising the light is going out 
We must go to bed now safe from every harm 
The good lord’s good night kiss is sundown on the farm 
The good lord’s good night kiss is sundown on the…

1) 
The moose likes to live where the water runs cold 
Like Montana or Minnesota 
He can stand all day in the clear blue lake 
Eating water plants like its no mistake 
How he loves to be wandering free 
Out among the trees so tall 

2) 
The moose likes to live where the winds blow cold 
Like up in Maine or Manitoba 
It has antlers that are six feet wide 
When he bellows his call he is filled with pride 
How he loves to be wandering free 
Out among the trees so tall 

3) 
The moose likes to live where the weather is cold…

1) 
I heard a big rumble I heard a big roar 
Last year’s Christmas Eve 
So I threw on a jacket and opened the door 
And this is what I did see (gee!) 

Chorus: 
Santa drove a big John Deere 
Santa drove a big John Deere 
Singing ho ho ho as he shifted gear 
Santa drove a big John Deere 

2) 
The reindeer they just rode along 
Drinking some hot chocolate 
Sitting on the sleigh and singing a song 
About the gifts they got (lots!) 

3) 
The snow drifts stood ten feet two 
But they didn’t stop Saint Nick 
The tractor could…

1) 
Here’s a story I was told 
About a Christmas long ago 
When Jesus came into this world 
Like any other boy or girl 

2) 
Animals were gathered round 
Where a light was shining down 
By a manger through the night 
Their voices sang about the light 

Chorus: 
The animals they all did sing 
It was the world’s first caroling 
They sang together full of grace 
While the light shown on their face 

3) 
Angels joined from up above 
Their harmonies filled with love 
A smile grew on Jesus’s face 
The barn became a holy place 

…

1) 
It’s Christmas on the farm 
Christmas on the farm 
Snow is a falling on the fields and barn 
It’s Christmas on the farm 
Christmas on the farm 
Eggnog and a cookie 
Won’t do us any harm 

2) 
It’s Christmas on the farm 
Christmas on the farm 
A candle is a burning in the window warm 
It’s Christmas on the farm 
Christmas on the farm 
The tree is decorated 
Sharing all its charms 

3) 
It’s Christmas on the farm 
Christmas on the farm 
You can see the pony’s breath in the frosty morn 
It’s Christmas on the farm, Christmas…

1) 
My name is Farmer Jason I come from Tennessee 
And during these Holidays please listen now to me 
Eat your fruitcake 
Eat your fruitcake 
Everybody gets them then throws them in the trash 
If we keep on doing this our landfills will not last 
Eat your fruitcake 
Eat your fruitcake 

2) 
This song is almost over so listen carefully 
If you eat your fruitcake you will be set free 
Eat your fruitcake 
Eat your fruitcake 
Everybody gets them then throws them in the trash 
If we keep on doing this our landfills will not…

1) 
What do I want for Christmas?  It isn’t hard to tell 
He’s easy on the ears  A little harder on the smell 
With an amp and a guitar  that he just learned to play 
Sneering out a melody that’s gonna make your day 

CHORUS 
Dear Old Santa I don’t need a bunch of junk 
A twangy pterodactyl or a fox who brings the funk 
A classical chameleon will only go kerplunk 
All I want for Christmas all I want for Christmas all I want for Christmas 
Is a punk rock skunk 

2) 
My friends will be so jealous when they see my new…