1) 
What do I want for Christmas?  It isn’t hard to tell 
He’s easy on the ears  A little harder on the smell 
With an amp and a guitar  that he just learned to play 
Sneering out a melody that’s gonna make your day 

CHORUS 
Dear Old Santa I don’t need a bunch of junk 
A twangy pterodactyl or a fox who brings the funk 
A classical chameleon will only go kerplunk 
All I want for Christmas all I want for Christmas all I want for Christmas 
Is a punk rock skunk 

2) 
My friends will be so jealous when they see my new pet 
Hey, ho, let’s go get a checkup at the vet 
White Mohawk and a ripped t-shirt 
Call him Johnny Rotten Eggs at his concert 

BRIDGE 
A piggie singing pop? 
Someone make him stop! 
A jaybird singing jazz? 
My skunk has more pizazz! 
A country singing croc? 
No, this skunk can really rock! 

A hip-hop hippo? 
Well, actually, that’d be really cool 
But I’d have to bath him in a swimming pool 
Hippos have a lot of charm 
But they’re too big for my little farm 
And how would Santa get him on his sleigh? 
Better stick to plan S-K-U-N-K!