What do I want for Christmas? It isn’t hard to tell
He’s easy on the ears A little harder on the smell
With an amp and a guitar that he just learned to play
Sneering out a melody that’s gonna make your day
Dear Old Santa I don’t need a bunch of junk
A twangy pterodactyl or a fox who brings the funk
A classical chameleon will only go kerplunk
All I want for Christmas all I want for Christmas all I want for Christmas
Is a punk rock skunk
My friends will be so jealous when they see my new pet
Hey, ho, let’s go get a checkup at the vet
White Mohawk and a ripped t-shirt
Call him Johnny Rotten Eggs at his concert
A piggie singing pop?
Someone make him stop!
A jaybird singing jazz?
My skunk has more pizazz!
A country singing croc?
No, this skunk can really rock!
A hip-hop hippo?
Well, actually, that’d be really cool
But I’d have to bath him in a swimming pool
Hippos have a lot of charm
But they’re too big for my little farm
And how would Santa get him on his sleigh?
Better stick to plan S-K-U-N-K!