1) 
My name is Farmer Jason I come from Tennessee 
And during these Holidays please listen now to me 
Eat your fruitcake 
Eat your fruitcake 
Everybody gets them then throws them in the trash 
If we keep on doing this our landfills will not last 
Eat your fruitcake 
Eat your fruitcake 

2) 
This song is almost over so listen carefully 
If you eat your fruitcake you will be set free 
Eat your fruitcake 
Eat your fruitcake 
Everybody gets them then throws them in the trash 
If we keep on doing this our landfills will not last 
Eat your fruitcake 
Eat your fruitcake